9CaKrnK08NA china.huanqiu.comzh-Hansarticle面对女朋友的突然撒娇，男朋友们只想用小拳拳打死自己……这两天，微博网友@千家巷 发/e3pmh1nnq/e3ptt2egi<article><section data-type="rtext"><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033623643.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>这两天，微博网友@千家巷</p><p>发了一张情侣间的聊天记录：</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033623162.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033623224.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>没想到又给广大情侣们提供了一个虐狗平台，</p><p>目前，评论已经四万了…</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033629797.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>面对女朋友的突然撒娇，</p><p>男朋友们一般都是什么反应？</p><p>主要可以分为以下几类：</p><p><em data-scene="strong">一、懵逼型</em></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033629657.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033629173.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033629245.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033629922.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>难以想象上面几位平时的生活环境是多么水深火热……</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033629656.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><em data-scene="strong">二、嫌弃型</em></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033635683.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033635996.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033635867.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>…复制粘贴都做不好，</p><p>好不容易撒次娇能不能有点诚意啊喂！</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033635917.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>沉默就是最大的反抗！</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033635272.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>麻烦撤回一下谢谢</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033636130.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033641763.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><em data-scene="strong">三、怕死型</em></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033641824.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>老铁，扎心了！</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033641713.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033641202.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033642587.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033647125.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033647463.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>忽然想起一个梗：</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033647870.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033647486.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><em data-scene="strong">四、享受型</em></p><p>不得不说这几位的口味好油腻啊！</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033653303.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033653563.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033653968.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033653253.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033654485.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><em data-scene="strong">五、反击型</em></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033654983.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033654220.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>该配合你演出的我尽力在表演…</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033654128.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>你还是我女朋友吗？</p><p>怎么娘们鸡鸡的！</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033654146.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>亲爱的……你吃点……翔。</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033655345.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033655825.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><em data-scene="strong">六、满分试卷</em></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033655703.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033655418.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033656971.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>我就静静地看着你装逼：</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033656625.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033656974.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>隔着屏幕我都感受到了这位男朋友的慌张……</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033656655.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>来啊，比比谁更萌啊！</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033656622.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033657842.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>但是这位妹子，</p><p>你知道你的男朋友用的是情侣头像吗……</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033657572.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>还是三……三人情头…</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033657795.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>最后，单身狗翻了一遍评论，想用自己的小拳拳打死自己…</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033657872.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033657335.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>不过 警察蜀黍说了</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033658619.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p>古有先例，不管大拳还是小拳拳捶你胸口，</p><p>捶胸口都有致人死伤的风险，</p><p>造成严重后果的，</p><p>警方将依法追究法律责任……</p><p>来源|观察者网、新浪微博</p><p><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033658586.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750"/></p><p><em data-scene="strong">辣眼睛……</em></p></section></article>1485846936000责编：凡闻<a href="http://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MTI0MDI0NTM2MQ==&mid=2651984312&idx=2&sn=df40092817163a66526aa2297466c568&chksm=7a35e2a64d426bb057dae6a49e2a90d425a4345bbe1d631c789b86f252f7e83146508b41eb86&scene=0#rd" >辽沈晚报</a>148584693600011[]//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0131/20170131033658438.jpg{"email":"fanwen@huanqiu.com","name":"凡闻"}